Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Submitted by: Kami

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Submitted by: Madhori

Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai.

Submitted by: Jeero

A GIRL…..
One of the most beautiful creations of god.
U can feel her innocence in form of a DAUGHTER.
U can feel her care in form of a SISTER.
U can feel her warmth in form of a FRIEND.
U can feel her passion in form of a BELOVED.
U can feel her dedication in form of a WIFE.
U can see her divinity in form of a MOTHER.

SO LOV EVERY GIRL…….

Submitted by: Rocky. 09463644445
Email: roc13ky@yahoo.com

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Submitted By: Safdar

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

Submitted By: Sidhant

Meherban kadardan dekhiye mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi
bandar nachega mobile uthayega sms padhega muskurayega ab bandar forward karke hosiyari dikhayega…..

Submitted By: Mohsin

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

Submitted by: Samina

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

Submitted by: Rijja

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Submitted by: Sauod