Naughty SMS


AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Submitted by: Diller

Baaz auqaat choti se chez bhi bohat takleef deti hai.
For Example
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Aap soi par beth kar dekhye

Submitted by: Jaani

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Submitted by: Michel

Future plans of childrens:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.

Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.

Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

Submitted by: Aadi

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU.

Submitted by: Malishka

Animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Submitted by: Nadir

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Submitted by: Sidra

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

Submitted by: Mehra

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