Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?

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Its= ” W ”

W-OMAN

CO-W

Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo…

Submitted By: Raja

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik..

Submitted By: Ravi

Cheap attitude of girls:
Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,
fwds dat to her frinds n then replies the boy.
“i dont like dat kind of sms ok?”

Submitted By: Pawan

Husband: KaL paros WaLi Lrki Mere Khwab mein aai thi.

Wife: AkeLi hi aai hogi??

Hus: Haan mgar Tumhen Kese Pta ??

Wife: Us ka Husband mere Khwab mein aya tha..

Submitted By: Anil

Larki Ke Nakhry

1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho

Submitted By: Arun

Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?

Submitted By: Nilesh

MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha
kal Suhaag Raat k se guzri?

B V!
Kute ne dono SURAAKH
‘C’ daye
or pochta hai or
kahan kahan se phati hai…

Submitted By: Mishra

Song from Movie Machis…

Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi…

“Lo KarLo BaaT.. Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi ToU KamaaL hE LaGeGi Na…

Submitted By: Pawan

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet :

The Future of our Country is now in your Hands! ;->

Submitted By: Raghu

For India, its Ind.

For Pakistan its Pak.

For Australia its Aus.

For Argentina its Arg.

For Germany its Ger.

Then what’s for
Brazil & London.

Submitted By: Saro