Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye

Submitted By: Anil

15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.

21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.

31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta hai tu rakh !

Submitted By: Navin

Door Gaon Main

Raat Ko Jub..

Maa Baap Sotay Nahin..

To..

Bachay Kehtay Hain..

So Jaa Bapu

So Jaa..

Nahi To aik Aur Ho Jaye Ga!

Submitted By: Amit

Girl:ek sasti c breazer dena

Salesman: ye 60 ki

Girl: or sasti

Ye 30 ki

Or sasti

Ye 20 ki

Girl: or sasti

Chotu! in ko 2 BOTTEL k DHAKKAN or SUTLI De Do.

Submitted By: Aryan

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.

Submitted By: Arun

Woman has man in it……
Mrs. has Mr in it……
Female has male in it…….. She has He in it……
No wonder men always want to be inside women…

Submitted By: Darshan

Ek larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli:
“muje larki hone ka ehsas dilao”

larke ne b jeans utar de or bola:

“jao ye dono jeans dho kar lao”.

Submitted By: Raja

Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy

Submitted By: Dado

Son: Dad! What is the diffrence between
LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF?

Father: Your Mom is my LOVE, our maid is my RELIEF & I’m your dad.. Well.. thats my BELIEF

Submitted By: Zahir

1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai.
Us k totly bete se ksi ne pocha. abu kya kr rhe hei.
Beta! Abu chuter dho rhe hei ami pani dal rai hei.

Submitted By: Shankar