An independant study has proven dat
those who have a bad sex life &
who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

Submitted by: Ramanand

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-
In the 70′s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.

Submitted by: English Lover

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha…

Submitted By: Mishra

Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,?
.
Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain.
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kyu sahi kaha ne
.
ab men tujhe kiya kahon
.
Condom
.
Ya..
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Gandu….@

Submitted By: Jawan

ResponseS During seX…
a) GIRLFRIEND – Wow darling, this is gr8…
b) PROSTITUTE – Come on.. finish it now…
c) WIFE – I think d ceiling needs paintinG…

Submitted By: Rao

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain.

Submitted by: Zara

I Love U

Yes I Love U

Sach Main

Please Beleive Me Yaar

I Love U

Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

”Paagalo’n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy”

Submitted by: Mohit

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

Submitted by: Rahat

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

Submitted by: Anil