SMS Messages: Love, Funny, Hindi, Shayari, Birthday, Friendship sms and more.. » Rude and Nasty SMS http://www.freesmsfun.net Free SMS: Love sms, Friendship, Miss You sms, Cute, Good Night, Romantic sms, Sweet, Jokes, Urdu sms and more. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:02:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= who have a bad sex lifehttp://www.freesmsfun.net/who-have-a-bad-sex-life/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/who-have-a-bad-sex-life/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:33:13 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/who-have-a-bad-sex-life/
  • An independant study has proven
  • 10 advantages of not having
  • Difference between Monkey & Donkey
    • ]]>     An independant study has proven dat
    those who have a bad sex life &
    who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

    Submitted by: Ramanand

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  • Difference between Monkey & Donkey
  • WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
  • Differences between difference
    • ]]>     Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-
    In the 70′s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.

    Submitted by: English Lover

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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/difference-bw-panties-of-1970-2000/feed/ 1     In a bath room, a boy toucheshttp://www.freesmsfun.net/in-a-bath-room-a-boy-touches/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/in-a-bath-room-a-boy-touches/#comments Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:06:00 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/in-a-bath-room-a-boy-touches/
  • Last night some Monkeys came
  • Dream touches your heart and soul
  • What touches us the most
    • ]]>     In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
    You Know whose that boy?
    Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
    Dirty people always tink dirty.

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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/in-a-bath-room-a-boy-touches/feed/ 4     A Camel, Cow and Donkeyhttp://www.freesmsfun.net/a-camel-cow-and-donkey/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/a-camel-cow-and-donkey/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:46:41 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/a-camel-cow-and-donkey/
  • Difference between Monkey & Donkey
  • chalo hum DONKEY sahi
  • wishing u a day soft as silk..
    • ]]>     A
    Camel
    cow &
    a Donkey
    discusing who is the best

    Camel:
    i help in moving heavy loads

    cow:
    i give milk

    .

    .
    .
    Kuch to bol yar
    teri izzat ka sawal ha…

    Submitted By: Mishra

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  • Teri judaai mein har roz marta
  • Aapko miss kiya
  • Teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi
    • ]]>     Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,?
    .
    Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain.
    .
    kyu sahi kaha ne
    .
    ab men tujhe kiya kahon
    .
    Condom
    .
    Ya..
    .
    Gandu….@

    Submitted By: Jawan

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  • wife-innnum nerathe poyallo
  • Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it
  • Everybody loves only You Dear
    • ]]>     ResponseS During seX…
    a) GIRLFRIEND – Wow darling, this is gr8…
    b) PROSTITUTE – Come on.. finish it now…
    c) WIFE – I think d ceiling needs paintinG…

    Submitted By: Rao

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  • Hal kaysa hai Janab ka
  • Wo Bewafa Hain To Kya
  • Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain
    • ]]>     Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
    Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
    Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
    Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain.

    Submitted by: Zara

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  • Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da
  • Annkhon main aanshu hain
  • Yuhi kisi par bhi fida nahi hote..
    • ]]>     I Love U

    Yes I Love U

    Sach Main

    Please Beleive Me Yaar

    I Love U

    Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

    ”Paagalo’n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy”

    Submitted by: Mohit

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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/please-beleive-me-yaar/feed/ 1     Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karegahttp://www.freesmsfun.net/pyar-na-rahe-to-wafa-kaun-karega/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/pyar-na-rahe-to-wafa-kaun-karega/#comments Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:35:31 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/pyar-na-rahe-to-wafa-kaun-karega/
  • Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe
  • pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega
  • Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega
    • ]]>     Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
    Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
    Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
    bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

    Submitted by: Rahat

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  • Had I the heavens
  • y do we close our eyes
  • Mommy, I love you
    • ]]>     Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

    Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

    Submitted by: Anil

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