Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Submitted by: Jeeto

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

Submitted by: Abhay

Santa achanak apni biwi ke office pahuncha
to dekha ki biwi boss ki god me baithkar
dictation le rahi hai.
Usne biwi ka hath pakda
aur bola – chal Banto.
Aisi jagah kam nahi karna
jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho

Submitted by: Farhan Memon
Hello: 03212045044

A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.

Submitted by: Deeno

class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga.

Submitted by: Subash

If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….

Submitted by: Bubloo

A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, make love to me once” I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, “U have won my trust.”
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

Submitted by: R.P

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

Submitted by: Michael

One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, “Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it”

Submitted by: Mpho

Listen,
are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?