Class main teen ladkyan batain kar rahi then
First Girl: Mene sir ki table pe condom dekha
Second Girl: Mene ismen hole kar dya
Third Gril: Marva dya kutti.

A young man asked a priest………
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?….
Priest!N my child….But problem is that u guys never SLEEP….

i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child

Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: “drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

Eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies ” mujhe AIDS hai “*******

a kid says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga