SMS Messages: Love, Funny, Hindi, Shayari, Birthday, Friendship sms and more.. » Santabanta SMS http://www.freesmsfun.net Free SMS: Love sms, Friendship, Miss You sms, Cute, Good Night, Romantic sms, Sweet, Jokes, Urdu sms and more. Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:50:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= SANTA went to courthttp://www.freesmsfun.net/santa-went-to-court/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/santa-went-to-court/#comments Fri, 07 Oct 2011 03:47:47 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=8855
  • Get marry with Santa after my death
  • U get marry with Santa
  • Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
    • ]]>     SANTA went to court

    JUDGE:
    “Order ! Order !”

    SANTA:
    “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”

    JUDGE:
    “Shut Up !”

    SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!

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    3. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/santa-went-to-court/feed/ 0     Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikaltahttp://www.freesmsfun.net/sooraj-raat-ko-kyu-nahi-nikalta/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/sooraj-raat-ko-kyu-nahi-nikalta/#comments Sat, 17 Sep 2011 11:56:32 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=8790
  • Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai
  • Raat ko tumhe sone nahi denge
  • koi doost ap sa piara nahi hota
    • ]]>     Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
    yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
    Deta….

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    1. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai
    2. Raat ko tumhe sone nahi denge
    3. koi doost ap sa piara nahi hota
    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/sooraj-raat-ko-kyu-nahi-nikalta/feed/ 0     Which is better? Google or Yahoohttp://www.freesmsfun.net/which-is-better-google-or-yahoo/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/which-is-better-google-or-yahoo/#comments Sat, 09 Jul 2011 04:00:07 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=8399
  • Get marry with Santa after my death
  • U get marry with Santa
  • Mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai
    • ]]>     Santa:- ‘Which is better?
    Google or Yahoo..?’
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ?

    Banta- ‘Oh wait.I’ll search it on
    Google’…

    Submitted By: Micky

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    2. U get marry with Santa
    3. Mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai
    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/which-is-better-google-or-yahoo/feed/ 0     After Marriagehttp://www.freesmsfun.net/after-marriage/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/after-marriage/#comments Sat, 09 Jul 2011 01:49:29 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=8349
  • Get marry with Santa after my death
  • U get marry with Santa
  • A Couple- Before marriage
    • ]]>     [after marriage]
    Santa-oye, bhabi ka kya nam hai?

    banta-google kaur!

    santa-aisa kyu?

    banta-sawal ek oucho jawab 10 milta hai.

    Submitted By: Ravi

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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/after-marriage/feed/ 0     Mera TV 21 inch ka haihttp://www.freesmsfun.net/mera-tv-21-inch-ka-hai/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/mera-tv-21-inch-ka-hai/#comments Thu, 07 Jul 2011 19:40:48 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=8338
  • Get marry with Santa after my death
  • U get marry with Santa
  • Mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai
    • ]]>     Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
    Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
    Santa: kyu?
    Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

    Submitted By: Ravi

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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/mera-tv-21-inch-ka-hai/feed/ 0     Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwahttp://www.freesmsfun.net/car-ka-tyre-kaise-puncture-huwa/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/car-ka-tyre-kaise-puncture-huwa/#comments Sat, 25 Dec 2010 07:02:08 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/?p=7700
  • Get marry with Santa after my death
  • U get marry with Santa
  • Mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai
    • ]]>     Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

    Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

    Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

    .

    Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…

    Submitted By: Naresh

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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/car-ka-tyre-kaise-puncture-huwa/feed/ 0     Main samjha taxi haihttp://www.freesmsfun.net/main-samjha-taxi-hai/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/main-samjha-taxi-hai/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:48:40 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/main-samjha-taxi-hai/
  • Samjha do apni yadoon ko
  • Maza kis main hai
  • Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain
    • ]]>     Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
    : Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
    Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.

    Submitted By: Shiwar

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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/main-samjha-taxi-hai/feed/ 0     Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Baat Ki.http://www.freesmsfun.net/main-ne-sania-mirza-baat-ki/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/main-ne-sania-mirza-baat-ki/#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:13:04 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/main-ne-sania-mirza-baat-ki/
  • us ne kaha or dabao ,, main dabaya
  • Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
  • HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT
    • ]]>     Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

    Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

    Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

    Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

    Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

    :

    :

    :

    Wrong Number.. :-(

    Submitted By: Arvin

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    1. us ne kaha or dabao ,, main dabaya
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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/main-ne-sania-mirza-baat-ki/feed/ 0     Nayi Sandal kharidi hainhttp://www.freesmsfun.net/nayi-sandal-kharidi-hain/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/nayi-sandal-kharidi-hain/#comments Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:36:38 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/nayi-sandal-kharidi-hain/
  • Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
  • bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi k raaste
  • Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
    • ]]>     Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
    Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

    Santa: Kaise?

    Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
    to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

    Submitted By: Pisho

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    1. Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
    2. bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi k raaste
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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/nayi-sandal-kharidi-hain/feed/ 3     Official driver of a ministerhttp://www.freesmsfun.net/official-driver-of-a-minister/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/official-driver-of-a-minister/#comments Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:08:58 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.com/official-driver-of-a-minister/
  • y do we close our eyes
  • Get marry with Santa after my death
  • U get marry with Santa
    • ]]>     Banta was the official driver of a minister.
    Once the minister asked him, “Banta let me drive the car today.”
    Banta: “Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.

    Submitted By: Sharma

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