Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Banta: Ye Kya Hai?

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

Submitted By: Mohit

Once a Santa joins a car driving school..

Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?

Santa: haan yaar..
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon

Submitted by: Ravi

santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!

Submitted by: Karan

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

Submitted By: Kishan

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…

Submitted By: Kishna

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath

Q Rehte He

Submitted By: Karan

Santa Driving On D Wrong

Side Of One Way Road,

&

He Became Upset & Said,

==> Shit,

I Think I Am Late To

The Function,

All R Coming Back

Submitted By: Sanjay

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta :-)

Submitted By: Aadi

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

Submitted By: Meero

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To
Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

Submitted By: Meero