Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyaar k liye rota hai
mere pyaar ko ghalat nahi samjhna dost
pyaar to doston mein bhi hota hai.

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya…
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…Ke lagta hay ki…
Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “NAHAYA”

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai..
woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!

Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna,
Ek ittefaq-Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,
Ek haqiqat- Aap se dosti karna aur,
Ek tamanna -Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana…..

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,
aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
jo pasand aaye I love You keh dena
agar wo gusa kare to darna mat
sar jhukana aur kehna Meri Behna

Ladki aur chai (tea) main saat qualities hain
1: Garam Ho
2: color acha ho
3: Teez ho
4: Methi ho
5: Dodh zyada ho
6: Do mint main tayar ho
7: Raat ko sone na de.

Aanso tere niklen to aankhen meri hon
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
khuda kare mohabat hamari itni gehri ho
Jote tujhe paden kartot mere hon

Dale ne kanjryon ke naam cars ke nam pe rakhe the.
Bola konsi chahye ?
Man asked rates !
Bola…
Honda: 4000
Corola: 3000
Balino: 2000
Caltus: 1000
Mehran: 500
Foxy: 100

Man ordered foxy and shocked to see that it was a khusra.
Ye Kya he ?
Sir Foxy, iska engine peche hota he.