Go down to c my heart

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8 Responses to “Go down to c my heart”

  1. 1
    vipul from Gurgaon, Haryト]a, India Says:

    jin k pas hota he wo hath me le kar hilate hay
    jin k pas nahi he wo ungali dal kar kam chalate hay
    bolo kya ?

    dirty mind

    it’s a
    ” tooth brush ”
    have a nice day

  2. 2
    vipul from Gurgaon, Haryト]a, India Says:

    flat ki ghanti baji
    andar se awaz aayi
    kaun
    cable wala : is mahine ka bill lene aya hu
    ladki : baad me
    aah
    aah
    aah
    abhi dudh wale ka chuka rahi hu…

  3. 3
    vipul from Gurgaon, Haryト]a, India Says:

    suhag rat pe husband ne wife ko 500 ka note de k kaha ,
    humne free me kabhi kiya nahi
    wife ne 200 vapas de k kaha
    humne 300 se jyada kabhi liya nahi…..

  4. 4
    vipul from Gurgaon, Haryト]a, India Says:

    ladkiya pent k niche kya pahenti hai ?

    think.

    guess

    sochte raho..

    vikrut mind sudhrjao

    vo chhapal pahenti hai

    andar nahi puchha tha.

  5. 5
    vipul from Gurgaon, Haryト]a, India Says:

    man to sexy air hostess

    what’s your name ?

    air hostess : “benz, sir ”

    man : “lovely name, any relation with mercedez benz ?”

    air hostess : same price sir..

  6. 6
    vipul from Gurgaon, Haryト]a, India Says:

    saradar intrvw at AUSTRALIA immigration :
    q : u r name plz ?
    a : baldev singh.
    q : sex ?
    a : three time a week
    q : i mean, male or female ?
    a : it dosent matter , jo mil jaye

  7. 7
    vipul from Gurgaon, Haryト]a, India Says:

    hi
    aap bhi muje sms bhej saktte ho..ok
    plz………..

  8. 8
    Ankush from Mountain View, CA, United States Says:

    Bad work neha

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