What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs……..

Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to troublegood people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss..

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…

we’ve known….each other for….quite a while now, do u think we can b more….
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2… rob a bank?

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME.

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished