Today is sorry saying day..
if I ever was angry with you or misbehaved, or hurt you,
please just slap your self,
it must be ur mistake,
coz I am basically a nice guy

Submitted By: Mehro

ye be khudi ye laboon ki hansi mubarik ho
tumhein ye saalgirah ki khushi mubarik ho
kabhi na aaye koi ghum qareeb tumhaare
jahaan mein sab se ache hoon naseeb tumhare
khaloos , pyar bhari dosti mubarik ho
tumhein ye saalgirah ki khushi mubarik hoo

Submitted By: Rohit

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Submitted By: Anil

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Submitted By: Sani

Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like.
A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.

Submitted By: Nishi

TRUE LOVE means:
To FEEL someone in ever HEARTBEAT,
to FIND someone in every THOUGHT,
to SEE someone with CLOSED EYES,
and to MISS someone without reason

Submitted By: Rajan

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

Submitted By: Misho