Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga

Submitted By: Aadi

History Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER:Correct,now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!!!

Submitted By: Kumar

Girl:ek sasti c breazer dena

Salesman: ye 60 ki

Girl: or sasti

Ye 30 ki

Or sasti

Ye 20 ki

Girl: or sasti

Chotu! in ko 2 BOTTEL k DHAKKAN or SUTLI De Do.

Submitted By: Aryan

Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)

Submitted By: Nafey