Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per “Father Day”
Shoro Ho Jayega.

Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le,
Bad Me Na kehna K

“ABBU” Naraz Ho Gaye.:-)

Submitted By: Arvin

Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…

Mom: Wo kesay?

Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…

Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.

Submitted By: Sarya

Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight.
Student: ur braizer

Submitted By: Dev

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik..

Submitted By: Ahad

Girl:”Mom Mom,I Got Raped.”

Mom : ‘ Eat Some Chillies”

Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?

Mom : ‘ NO ”
It Will Stop That Fucking Smile On Ur Face “:-)

Submitted By: Pawan

meray dost!

jab main ne phool maanga
tum ne guldasta dia

jab paani ka qatra maanga
tum ne glass bhar ke dia

jab sms ka kaha
tum ne mujhe call ki

abay behra hai kia?

Submitted By: Shankar

A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho…

Submitted By: Aditi