Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die.

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

Submitted By: Kami

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Banta: Ye Kya Hai?

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

Submitted By: Mohit

Once a Santa joins a car driving school..

Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?

Santa: haan yaar..
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon

Submitted by: Ravi

santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!

Submitted by: Karan

Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.
He shouted at art
..”Oh My GOD what a worst picture”.

Exhibitor:
Excuse me , It’s a mirror..

Submitted By: Karan

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…

Submitted By: Kishna

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath

Q Rehte He

Submitted By: Karan