TumheiN is baat pey herRat ke toota hey hamara dil
Muqabil jab key hoN patthaR to sheeshay toot jaatay haiN …
Submitted By: Sema
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My salf mukesh salvi
B.E. Forth sem
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi
• Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Husband: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.”
Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’
Santa: Yaar meri aankhein dhang se nahin khulti, koi tarika batao.
Banta: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chale jaao.
Santa: Oye, tera vyah ho gaya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Kudi naal.
Banta: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: Haan, meri sister da hoya si.
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shamma ho to parvane jalte hai
rishta aap jaiso se ho to
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